Hey!!
To the doucheface asshole whose cell number is
EDIT: DELETED NUMBER, I have no idea who the fuck you are nor do I ever remember encountering you.
So please stop texting me saying that I thought your cock was big and that I liked it. I don't have your number in my phone, therefore I have no idea who you are. And I'm pretty good at keeping track of whose number is who, considering that I'm not a super social person who would pick up random numbers. I'm not that type of person.
And I really did not need to know that you were horny nor did I need your invitation for me to call you because I am not interested in who you are after this whole thing.
Someone
rick roll him for me. Multiple times. The fucker deserves it.